She's JV to your varsity
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
