I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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