How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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