Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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