I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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