he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
40s are totally the cure
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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