Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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