No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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