I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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