New invention idea: vibrating tampons
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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