Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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