u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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