i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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