yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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