Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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