I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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