i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i need some magic done to my vagina
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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