it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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