just tell him i said nine months
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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