I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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