I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.