Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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