none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im holly from the hills drunk
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
