Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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