i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You've changed since you got that strap on
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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