No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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