Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Randomize
