so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
