You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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