That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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