I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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