Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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