woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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