drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
