some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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