Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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