i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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