I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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