so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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