ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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