Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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