Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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