i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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