oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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