He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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