Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Damn victory sex feels great
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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