whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
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you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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