So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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