How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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