You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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