Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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