Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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