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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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