i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I think weed is turning my hair brown
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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