the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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